Dear Ted:
I just read the best thing ever: Daniel Radcliffe thought Justin Bieber was a girl at first! I love his bold honesty. Now, do you think those rabid Justin Bieber fans will come after dear Dan? If they do, they’ll have the millions of Harry Potter fans to deal with.
—Dizzy
Dear You Give Me Bieber… Bieber!
Darling, think of the age groups. Dan and Justin fans are not mutually exclusive. It’d be like self-destruction from the inside out.
Dear Ted:
For some reason my three rescued beagles and I can’t stop wondering who Moisty Mohr might be (since he sounds so disgusting). Is his TV experience more like a talking head/pundit, or more reality douchebag, like Brandon Davis or someone from The Hills?
—J
Dear Trust This One:
Moisty is most definitely, certainly, absolutely not like anything you’d see on The Hills or reality TV. Unless you consider Bruce Jenner a reality-TV star.
Dear Ted:
Any word on which Glee stars were breaking the no-sex-on-set rule?
—Stephanie

Dear If the Trailer’s a Rockin’:
Word on the gossipy street is that a certain male star (whose first name starts with, hmmm, maybe a consonant?) is the one doin’ the dirty deed.
Dear Ted:
I’m a Robsten believer, but I can’t help but notice how Kristen always looks repulsed when she is around Rob. Like on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Rob touched her leg and she looked annoyed. What gives? Is Rob just more into Kristen then she’s into him?
—Bcfan
Dear Public Love:
Kris isn’t a fan of PDAs. Have you not realized this yet?
Dear Ted:
Reading your article about David Slade bringing out a better Edward from Rob Pattinson, despite the two having their differences had me thinking maybe David should have been approached right from the get-go to direct the Twilight series. Eclipse looks promising, but we have to give credit where credit is due and thank Catherine Hardwicke for Robsten. Who knows? Maybe David would have made the Twilight movie a little better, or maybe he would have chosen a different Bella or Edward. But being a Twilight fan I won’t give up my Robsten for a better Twilight movie.
—Faye
Dear What If?
Interesting argument. I think it’s fitting that as the movies progress, the acting challenge becomes more and more serious. And heck, what would we ever have done without kooky Catherine Hardwicke to kick the whole thing off? We love crazy Cathy at the A.T.! After all, she birthed Robsten, remember.
Dear Ted:
Who are your all-time favorite celebrities that you’ve interviewed?
—Ker
Dear Little Ol’ Me?
Tie between Oprah and Brad Pitt, I’d say. I’m a good gay. Taryn’s are Dustin Hoffman and Angelina Jolie. And Marc’s is Ashton Kutcher. But he’s still a young’un.
Dear Ted:
My sister and I just watched an episode of Kendra where Holly visited her. We were wondering, are they really friends? We’ve heard that they hate each other!
—M&S
Dear Playboy Princesses:
Please, Holly and Kendra are fine. You don’t go through life at the mansion without making at least some friends (and without getting thrown into the rumor mill, natch).
Dear Ted:
You promised you’d confirm if we guessed correctly. Is Moisty Mohr Pauly Shore?! Please confirm, would love to do some silly celebratory dance.
—The Silly Johnsons
Dear Shore Thing:
Nope. Moisty is actually somewhat newsworthy, interesting and relevant.
Dear Ted:
We all know your love of Niley (totally justified), but who do you think would be a perfect match for Joe Jonas?
—Rediate
Dear Foxas:
I’d love to see him with Megan Fox, to bring out his wild side, or Emma Stone, if we’re talking something more than just tabloid-worthy.
Dear Ted:
I am so glad that you are kind to Tom Cruise. Who cares about his religion, his sexuality or his marriage? I may not agree with all his beliefs, but he seems to me to be someone who is actually trying to do good in the world. So yes, I want him to succeed at his comeback. Do you think he has a chance?
—Malee
Dear Cruisin’ on Back:
I think so. Granted, he’s done more damage to his career than a few good press opportunities here and there can salvage, but the dude’s toned down the crazy a lot. But it’s too early to tell if he won’t pull another stunt anytime soon.
Dear Ted:
What’s the juice on Eric Dane? Has he ever been a Blind Vice?
—Kathleen
Dear Daneger:
Nope on the Vice stuff. But I’m sure you remember this little gem.
Dear Ted:
I believe, based on your great info, that Robsten are in a committed, monogamous relationship with each other. However, they also realize the rest of their professional lives are being made or broken at this very point in their careers, and, therefore, they are placing a lot of emphasis on their careers right now. Romantics want to believe this is a great love story, and I get that, but I think these two are very practical for being so young and understand the Industry enough to know that all play and no work doesn’t make a Hollywood success. Do you concur?
—Annie
Dear Perfection:
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Well, actually, I think I already have.
Dear Ted:
Every time a person buys an animal from a breeder, they eliminate a potential home for a stray or other unwanted animal. I know people claim they want to know the dog’s personality before they buy, but I challenge them to compare their pricey pet to my mixed breed. No contest. Anyhow, if you didn’t have to worry about pesky things like lawyers, lawsuits and upset celebrities, which Blind Vice would you out?
—Lorir
Dear Oh, Please:
Morgan Mayhem. Though I think she’s already doing a pretty magnificent job herself.
Dear Ted:
I just finished reading The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Awesome book. I am positive that a bunch of Hollywood bigwigs read (or have their people read) your columns, so how can we get a campaign for Kristen Stewart to star as Lisbeth in an American version of a movie based on this book series? She physically fits the role perfectly, and she would do an incredible job.
—E
Dear Casting Couch:
I was just saying this the other day! Way to read my mind, E. Kris-Kris would be fantastic!
Dear Ted:
I am wondering if Zach Gilford has ever been a B.V.? He seems like a very decent guy.
—Curious
Dear Not Yet:
The Friday Night Lights star (who is a phenomenal actor, BTW) isn’t too wild just yet. But he’s getting into the movie business soon, and we all know what that means…
Dear Ted:
What is your definition of a celebrity? Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Twi kids or anyone who has ever acted on a TV show or movie, no matter if the name is recognizable?
—Elle
Dear Webster:
There are lots of aspects to it. If someone has even a few fans who are dying to hear what they have to say or do—be it good or bad—then they’ve got some celeb power. The scale and reach of that power is where stars are made or broken.
Dear Ted:
If a star comes out of the closet and they were a Vice, would you reveal it?
—D0li
Dear Blind Justice:
Wholly depends on how much blow they were doing in that parking lot.

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‘Twilight’ stars comically fumble while accepting trophy at 2010 MTV Movie Awards.
By Terri Schwartz

Robert Pattinson and Krtisten Stewart

Photo: Getty Images

There couldn’t have been much doubt that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would win the Best Kiss award for their smooch in “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.” After all, this is a fan-voted award, and after last year’s almost-kiss the focus seemed to be less on “Will they win?” and more on “Will they kiss?”

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Ever wonder why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so good at playing hide and seek from the paparazzi? Big duh: They do it on purpose.
“I don’t know if this is the actual reason why, but we have gotten better at hiding over the last year,” Rob tells USA Today.
“That’s totally the reason,” added K.Stew. “They just make up a story to go along with the pictures. If they never get the picture, there’s no story. We are just good hiders now.”
Chalk a win up to Team Robsten because they totally made it out from their Laguna Niguel, Calif., love vacay practically unnoticed…

The couple holed up at the swanky Ritz Carlton in south Laguna (about an hour and a half south of L.A.), successfully avoiding paps and media alike.
As for the Laguna love trip, a spy witnessed Rob and Kristen at the hotel’s outdoor patio and bar around 11 on Saturday night.
“You could tell they were a couple,” says our source who also noted that they both looked “very relaxed” talking and laughing closely.
Rob and Kristen supposedly kept to themselves and looked like “normal kids their age,” as our spy put it.
“They didn’t stand out at all. They were dressed very casual—Robert with a baseball cap, jeans and sneakers, and Kristen was casual as well,” our insider tells us.
Our source recognized Kristen right off, but didn’t realize it was Rob for a while.
“His hair was cut really short!” adds our witness as to why sexy Pattinson went unnoticed.
“They were just sitting next to each other talking. Everyone pretty much left them alone.”
Adorable!
The Twilight couple apparently stayed there over the weekend, but got back to L.A. yesterday. A freshly buzzed Rob, who was photographed running errands yesterday, starts shooting Water for Elephants soon with Reese Witherspoon (good thing she already has a public boyfriend and doesn’t need to borrow R.Pattz). And we all know what happens on June 30. Yes, Eclipse finally comes out, so Robsten’s insane press duties are slowly but surely starting up again.
Be sure to check out the USA Today interview with Rob, Kristen and Taylor Lautner, filled with deelish Robsten banter. Their chemistry just jumps off the page, doncha think?

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As we end our weeklong Robsten anniversary, all this doting on the couple got us thinking:
What is our fave thing about Robsten?
Easy: They give not only good love but great gossip.
And with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, it’s a different kind of drama than the typical H’wood power couple. While Brangelina are the reigning king and (ice) queen of the tabs, things are pretty black-and-white when it comes down to what’s really up with the golden couple; i.e., Angie dines on Brad cojones daily (all their friends say it, even the jokesters like Clooney).
So not the case with R.Pattz and K.Stew. Not only do they both get off wearing the pants in the relationship, there’s also never a definitive answer as to what the ef is up with these two.
Therefore, we’ve dubbed them the king and queen of nonanswers when it comes to their personal lives.
Behold, in no particular order, five of our favorite scandalicious mysteries surrounding Rob and Kristen:

1. Nikkigate!
Here’s what we know went down with this m

Dear Ted:
What is up with celebs pretending they’re not dating when they so clearly are? Like Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord, for example. Not even Robsten are seen kissing in public and getting cozy on the beach. Why don’t they just admit it? It seems to me like it’d blow over a lot quicker if they did!
—Alishe
Dear Hype:
Maybe they don’t want it to blow over. They love the media chatter more than Rob and Kristen, trust. Kellan and AnnaLynne had quite the vacay recently, and the paparazzi were most definitely invited. Now we’d love to see Robsten on a similar getaway!
Dear Ted:
You’ve been very nice in answering my questions so here’s another! I read a little “quote,” supposedly from Rob Pattinson’s Aunt Diana saying he has quit speaking to quite a few of his relatives, “froze them out” is what she said. Also that they no longer have Christmas get-togethers (he could be in another country?) and birthdays are ignored. She says that fame has gone to Rob’s head, and she had no idea in the world that he could ever act like this. Your thoughts, please?
—Sunnie
Dear Family Drama:
Aunt Diana is not exactly the most credible source—in 2009, she said she didn’t think it would be wise for Rob and Kristen to date, and now she is saying how they are totally in love…doesn’t seem like she is the most dialed-in babe. Plus,if you were Rob with an “Aunt Diana,” wouldn’t you freeze the chatterbox out, too?
Dear Ted:
People are crazy with this Miam stuff. She never looks happy with him, but with Nick she was always glowing. All this wedding stuff is so dumb, don’t you think? I don’t believe it. Clearly, Miley and Nick are destined. Why would she buy a house closer to Nick if she was going to marry some other guy? Come on, Miley is not that cold. It’s time for Miley and Nick to get back together, don’t you agree?
—Jonas Girl

Dear Time:
You’re right, maybe Miley and Nick will rekindle their love next time there’s a neighborhood block party. Don’t think Miley isn’t planning something so basic.
Dear Ted:
The prearrangement theory you mentioned over the weekend doesn’t fly for beards, because who is to say Tiger and Elin didn’t have an arrangement that let him bang skanks? We know they didn’t, but that doesn’t mean we knew they or others like Sandra/Jesse James or whomever didn’t before it was reported. Therefore, the very same rules should apply. Everyone wants equality, but only when it doesn’t harm someone’s image. Bullock’s, I say!
—Arranged
Dear Adamant One:
True, and many of these straight couples do have arrangements on the side. But, again, for the most part, it’s these cash hungry babes who are doing the outing themselves. That’s not gonna be the case for Toothy’s male conquests. Or is it?
Dear Ted:
How are your pooches? I am an adopted mom of a 2 y/o shepherd mix. He is awesome. Can you please tell me if Rocky Trailer is in all of the Twilight movies filmed so far? Thanks for always getting the word out about adoption! Adopt Don’t Shop!
—Dog Lover
Dear Rocked:
Charlie and Margo, who are currently eating something they’re not supposed to, are quite well, thank you very much. As to your query, mom, let’s just say this: Rocky’s an integral part of the whole Twi-tease.
Dear Ted:
Regarding your Robsten shirt story. Well, it only justifies our Nevis Devine theory. Non? Much love from Montreal, and if I may suggest, could you pretty please make every week a Robsten birthday?
—Rita
Dear Divine:
And the theory is…?
Dear Ted:
Sadly, I can’t claim to be a rescuer given that in my apartment building, there’s an old hag who hates animals. But I hope you might still answer my BV question: does Ewan McGregor’s wife appear in his Blind Vice? BTW, still figuring what The Men Who Stare At Goats was about. Love from Uruguay to you and your furry children!
—Mariana
Dear Thirsty for More:
That’s a no, sweetheart! And go throw that apartment hag a bone, already. Sounds like she needs a juicy one.
Dear Ted:
Although I do have another guess for the douchebag that is Moisty Mohr, I just have to take this shot—Is Moisty Alec Baldwin? There are a couple clues in your post about the A.B. solo vacay that point M.M. in a different direction, but you also used the word “moist”…twice! Such a revolting word that it must be used sparingly if at all, so am I close?
—JR
Dear Sweaty Solo:
Fabo guess, but you’re so barking down the wrong Vice tree for Baldwin.
Dear Ted:
It is sickening how much glee I get out of the distraction that is Robsten. Just love it, love it, love it. We all now know they trade clothes and romp around the world for there relaysh. Where are they headed now? Any tropic vacays in the near future? To gasp we thought we’d have to wait until the Eclipse press tour for this stuff. PS—Will Summit allow K.Stew and R.Pattz to do the same tour together, or will they be conveniently visiting different cities?
—Amanda
Dear Tour de Love:
Believe London is Robsten’s next stop. Don’t think Kristen has too too much going on before Eclipse madness. Love it, or love it?
Dear Ted:
One of the tabloids is reporting that Angelina Jolie is 2 1/2 months pregnant. Is this fact or fiction? With 6 children under the age of 9 I would think what little free time she has should be focused on the children she already shares with Brad Pitt.
—Curious
Dear Mama:
Angelina has enough on her hands between Brad and the kids. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Dear Ted:
So I just went and saw a John Mayer concert in Chicago (which was incredible) and I have to say, the guy seemed genuinely honest and humble. Is there any chance he has shut his mouth?
—Closed
Dear On Stage:
J.’s been known to show his tender side on stage, and the good boy charm certainly jives with the new Mayer his PR team has help set up. Question is…which one do you prefer?
Dear Ted:
Greetings from Venezuela! I’m the guardian of a beautiful dog thanks to your guidance and it has been one of the best actions I have done in my life. I have been reading your section and I can not deny it: I love it! What do you think of the photos of Robsten in Budapest? A further confirmation of what you, me and the rest of the world know: Robsten is alive! Are the suits of Summits still in denial? Latin Kisses!
—Twi-girl
Dear Budapest Babes:
The suits were never in denial. Just think once they realized how Rob and Kristen can work and play, they stopped caring. Remember, some studio peeps think they should just get it all out in the open [link to "out in the open" piece], and we kinda agree!

How many of you saw Remember Me over the weekend? Yes, we’re shamelessly raising our hands! First off, thought Robert Pattinson looked hotter than ever in the flick…slightly scruffy, and totally not dead. That’s how we prefer rebel Rob. And we thought he was good in it, too.
We’re sure many of you Twi-lovers had to brace yourselves for those almost-rated-R love scenes with Emilie de Ravin. After all, it’s just too painful to watch him rub up on another girl not Kristen Stewart, right?
Well, don’t you worry, because we’ve got a Robsten love update sure to please the whole lot of you…

“[Rob and Kristen] are together together right now,” dishes one of our go-to Robsten insiders.
So there. For all of you bitchin’ and complaining in mail that we’re not giving you a definitive answer as to whether Rob and Kristen are on, there you have it—straight from a direct Robsten source’s mouth, we assure you.
What was the deal with those slaps on the wrists then?
Well, seems like since Pattz and Stew are both totally rocking their side projects (and each other), no one really cares. And as we’ve told you, Robsten’s survived their own tensions, knew they would.
“Some people think Rob and Kristen should just get it all out in the open,” dishes our insider source. Oh, and the “some people” refer to Robsten’s closest handlers, we’re told.
So does that mean a love confirmation is on the way? Not exactly. Says Deep Twi:
“Even though people around [Rob and Kristen] have no problem telling them what they think is best for their relationship and career, what they want to reveal is ultimately up to them.”
We all know by now Robsten likes to keep their stuff on the DL. But hey, that’s fine! Just as we know all’s good in the hood.
But—get this—Summit still has a muzzle on part of the cast.
We tried to crack Twilight castmember (who’s more extra-status) BooBoo Stewart at a recent event in L.A. to get the lowdown with Robsten, and he said, or rather signaled, he wasn’t allowed to say squat.
He literally zipped his lips when we asked him a question about the dynamic duo, then continued to tell us he “couldn’t say anything” when asked any question that mentioned R.Pattz or K.Stew.
Tragic! We’re in store for a boring Eclipse press tour if the cast is going to be even more mum than New Moon.
But hey, if Robsten’s London and New York love tour showed us anything, it’s that when they’re together they will find time to sneak off…which is when we love Kristen and Rob best, duh.

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Dear Ted:
With regard to your piece about Mischa smoking weed and whether or not we should care, generally I would say, no. We shouldn’t care what this perpetually mediocre actress is doing to herself. That’s for her friends and family to worry about. However, the fact that she’s driving while smoking weed is another issue. When she gets behind the wheel of a car in a possibly impaired state then yes, we should care. Her careless behavior could cost dearly to other people.
—Emily
Dear Responsible Driver:
I agree 100 percent. What someone does behind closed doors is her own business, but not when she’s out running over curbs (and whatever) before taking another puff. Can’t wait to see how Mischa’s rep spins this mess—medical marijuana for her “wisdom tooth pains,” anyone?
Dear Ted:
Where are the Brangelina twins? Why are they never out with the couple and why are there never any pictures of them? What’s the deal?
—F.F.
Dear Kindergarten Cop:
Brad and Ange are trying to keep the little ones out of the spotlight as long as possible. Or at least until they’re a little older and more paparazzi-savvy like fierce little Zahara.
Dear Ted:
“Dating is such a hard term to define nowadays. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart certainly have set new relationship rules, and tons of Hollywood babes are blurring the line between full-on couple and occasional fun buddies.” What are you trying to tell us? They are just f–k buddies? So this means you lied to us because you always said, “They are the real deal.” Can you please explain it to us?
—Ted

Dear Friends With Benefits:
Don’t bust out your I Hate Ted T-shirts yet. The f–k buddies comment, as you so elegantly put it, was more in reference to Jen and Ger than K.Stew and R.Pattz. All I meant was that Robsten are a very modern couple, so big-time movie careers play a factor in figuring out the relationship. It’s an unavoidable fact.
Dear Ted:
Regarding all the Eclispe “leaked” photos, how is this possible? Are they really leaked, doesn’t the studio know who is responsible for leaking them? What actions are taken? Or are the studio suits just playing with us…
—Lisa
Dear Plug the Hole:
Leaked in Hollywood has a very loose definition. Don’t expect Summit to call up their lawyers anytime soon; they’re too busy celebrating the positive feedback from the photos after the storm of crap they got from New Moon.
Dear Ted:
Are people really so stupid they just no longer get a joke if there’s not a laugh track or someone informing them it’s a joke? They seriously don’t get that a young man like Robert Pattinson might be joking when he says he’s “allergic to vaginas”? People are idiots. Just idiots.
—B
Dear Sense of Humor:
And the one laughing the loudest after this whole mess is Rob himself, that’s my favorite part.
Dear Ted:
I noticed you’ve decided to strongly defend Danneel Harris, and I think it’s great, but I also think you don’t realize how much the fans who entertain the idea of some sexual link between the J’s are daily bashed and mocked. The only place to express their ideas and fantasies used to be on your boards anonymously (anyone daring to post something about Jackles‘ love with their real identity received hate messages after). I’m not giving excuses for the D.H.’s hate, far from it, but some people who feel constantly ashamed because of their belief of a happy ending or hot sex between the boys might express their frustration toward the person who represents those who are harassing them.
—T
Dear Jackles Exposed:
I said Danneel was a smart (and sexy) gal, but I didn’t say you Jackle fans had to stop blabbing about that potential brotherly love. Who could help but to picture those studs shacking up? I couldn’t, that’s for sure.
Dear Ted:
Are Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson, Secretia and Chester?
—Julie
Dear Swinging Scarlett:
Nope, but you’re definitely in the right sexiness ballpark. And Ryan’s athleticism is dead-on.
Dear Ted:
Are you really serious with this “Everybody Hates Danneel” crap? There are far more people out there who love (or at the very least pretend to love) her than there are those who give her grief. You do know that the more you tell someone not to do something the more they want to do it, right? And maybe there are reasons why people don’t like her besides who she’s engaged to. I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish here.
—Ray
Dear Harried Harris Hater:
Maybe the haters are just far more vocal than the fans then. But I’m intrigued: What are your reasons for hating D.H. besides Jensen? Teach me.
Dear Ted:
Why don’t you give us a Blind Vice about yourself! If you have already, give us a hint to your pseudoname. Maybe something that explains why you married and then divorced within weeks. Huh?
—Keith
Dear Nosy:
I’ve already made my B.V. debut.
Dear Ted:
This Twilight thing is becoming a bit much. I check your blolum everyday and really look forward to your B.B., but I cannot stand to read hundreds of pointless Robsten comments. The other day for example, there were no Robsten questions in the B.B., yet they posted anyway. They take over everyday, and I can no longer stand it. Can you make a Twilight section to let these Twi-hards go crazy and leave the B.B. boards to those of us who are interested in B.V.s and other celebrity gossip? I know that lots of people don’t even bother posting because they know the board will become overtaken with Robsten crazies. Can you please try and fix this?
—A
Dear Removing Robsten:
Robsten fans love bitchin’ about the couple, so good luck keeping their traps shut. The boards are yours. If enough people are totally sick of Twilight, sound off and maybe the talk of K.Stew and R.Pattz will die down…but that will happen at about the same time Taylor Swift wins an Oscar.
Dear Ted:
Give us some more gossip on The Vampire Diaries boys. That Paul Wesley is yummo!
—C
Dear Likes It Bloody:
How can I put this? You know that old casting-couch clich

Dear Ted:
I’ve to come to your defense because you have always fed my Robsten craving and I just simply adore you. It was you who broke the news that Rob and Kristen were a thing even before it got big. You are the one we Awful Truth devotees go to for the truth when rumors come out about them. You’ve always been up front with us and I’m disappointed to see that people are giving you hell because of your post about Robsten cooling their relationship. People assumed they were dunzo but you never said that. I must say if it wasn’t for you we wouldn’t know about Robsten and all their little rendezvous, so why are people giving you hell?
—Faye
Dear Bodyguard:
I can’t control what the stars—or their fans—do, I can just gossip about it afterwards, sometimes before. Things would be a way different, and even sexier, if I controlled Hollywood.
Dear Ted:
Can I make a request? I know that you cover what is popular and what people ask to read about, so I accept that there is going to be a lot of Twilight, Brad-Angelina-Jen, and, of course, Jared and Jensen. And don’t get me wrong, I love the blurbs, but give us some more meaty gossip!
—Bridget
Dear Carnivore:
If you’re not finding the goss meaty enough then you apparently missed our Valentines sham B.V. about poor Mrs. Couture last week. That’s meaty dish served, well, not exactly rare in Hollywood.
Dear Ted:
Disney-drama is so addictive. So what’s the deal with Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez? Are Nick and Selena the real deal, or are they getting something extra out of it?
—Ailsa

Dear Mouseketeer:
Demi and Selena are both sweet, hard-working gals who don’t feel the need to skank it up for media attention (unlike another Disney diva we all know). As for Nick J.? Selena’s just a rebound, unfortunately. She’s got nuthin on Niley, doll-face. We (Nick, Miley, and The AT) all know that!
Dear Ted:
Is Matt Bomer Toothy Tile? He’s so sinful, I would gladly go to Hell.
—JSC
Dear White Collared:
While I agree the TV stud is super deelish, he’s not tasty enough to be the legendary Tile. Nice guess though.
Dear Ted:
You sneaky, sneaky bitch! When I saw Danneel sitting on your couch, I almost barfed. But then you started the show! Did she have any idea that you were trying to throw her under the bus throughout the entire time? I loved it. With all the “All for the photo ops,” “Danneel its not happening,” “I’ll give it a year” comments…Sneaky Ted never fails! I loved every underlying, backhanded, snarky remark! And I hope she invites you to the wedding! Tensions will be flying high!
—Lauren
Dear Harris-Hater:
I meant what I said. I was super impressed by the red-head bombshell…she’s so much smarter than people give her credit for.
Dear Ted:
Regarding Breaking Dawn being turned into two films, it can either be really successful or disastrous. I understand Summit wanting to milk Twilight until it’s dry, but I think one Breaking Dawn movie is enough. But now two movies? Poor cow! I am a die hard Twilight fan—I was there when it began and followed the whole Robsten drama and still watched New Moon a second time even though I didn’t enjoy it the first time—but, to be honest, I don’t think Breaking Dawn has enough meat to be split into two films and I don’t think Melissa Rosenburg can write two great scripts. Who knows? Maybe she’ll pull a Dexter on us, but I highly doubt it. One film is enough. Let Twilight go down in flames of glory not in a flame of mediocrity. Let’s leave that to Harry Potter.
—F
Dear Breaking Twilight:
As long as Summit knows how much money they could make off a double-debut (and we’re talking a lot of dough), they won’t be worried about releasing less-than-Oscar-worthy movies (we all saw New Moon, didn’t we?).
Dear Ted:
So, what do you think of Perez Hilton’s claim in an interview for a radio show that John Mayer is gay? Can’t say I’d be surprised. OK, I’d be surprised if it weren’t true. But Hilton isn’t exactly the most…trustworthy of sources. Hard to put stock in someone who regularly “borrows” stories from other reporters’ hard work (cough, cough, you) without recognition of where the info came from. Has one of your long-time Blind Vices finally come out?
—Nik
Dear Zipped Lips:
Trust me, babe, I keep all my Blind Vices super secret—as in, Toothy Tile’s baby-style secret. As for the Perez poop? John unleashes his dirty sex on girls, I know that much.
Dear Ted:
I’ve always loved Ewan McGregor and thought he was such a solid family man. What’s the Awful Truth about him strolling with Melanie Laurent in Paris?
—Casey
Dear Suspicious Sighting:
The duo’s Paris stroll—hand in hand, no less—was friendly, we’re told. If Ewan was going to leave his wife for his costar Brad and Angie style, do you think he would be so careless about it? Remember, B&A wouldn’t even stand next to each other when they were secretly getting it on behind closed doors.
Dear Ted:
What on Earth is wrong with John Mayer? No, I’m not talking about his suspected stinky proclivities, but his constant need to produce verbal scat. Granted, he’s always been an indiscreet butthead, but he seems to have gone off the deep end recently. Is there something more to this than meets the eye? Figured you’d have the straight poop on this.
—Livvy
Dear More On Mayer:
If JM didn’t like all the media attention he got (look at how much everyone is talking about him) he would shut the ef up. It’s not rocket science (albeit the guy lacks a lot of smarts) to know that when you talk about your sex life with Jessica Simpson or use racial slurs it’s going to get lots of attention. Then he goes and cries about how he’s sorry on stage? It’s all staged, babe. And we’re all playing along.
Dear Ted:
I think this is a fair question: Why would Rob/Kristen let other people make decisions about their life away from work? Are they not mature enough to keep their work and relationship separate? Do they need management or corporate heads to parent them? I was hoping they wouldn’t need that kind of supervision.
—L
Dear PR Problem:
Think you’ve got it a tad twisted. They’re not letting other people make their decisions for ‘em. But the reason why Robsten pays their handlers big bucks is for their business savvy advice.
Dear Ted:
I was wondering now that Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Williams are both single, is there a chance they will hook up in the future? He’s also the godfather of her daughter Matilda.
—DD
Dear HA!:
Don’t count on it.
Dear Ted:
Who would you say has the best male/female “friends’ with-no-benefits relationship”? May I suggest Jensen and Danneel?
—Sass
Dear Strictly Platonic:
Sorry I’m biased—I don’t think those relationships really exist (unless one is super ugly and one’s not).
Dear Ted:
Have you seen the new Eclipse pictures? Rob and Kristen look so cute together! Love ya!
—Ade
Dear Duh:
If we know anything by know it’s that R.Pattz and K.Stew have got the tortured romance look down perfectly.
Dear Ted:
Is it just me or does Rob look a little depressed lately? He was pictured with some fans last week and interviewed for Remember Me, but he just doesn’t look like the Rob who’s always happy…or, I should say, happy with Kristen. I know careers are a priority for them right now but love shouldn’t be denied either. They need to realize that with all the recent tragedies in Hollywood and around the world lately, they should appreciate that what they have is real, regardless of if they are in close proximity of each other or not.
—Vern
Dear Worry Wart:
We all know press tours aren’t Robby’s favorite thing, and he’s probably just stressed out with Remember Me coming out soon. This movie will be a big factor in R.P.’s post-Twilight career.
Dear Ted:
Figuring out who Nelly Fang is seems to be an impossible mission. Could he be Tom Cruise?
—G
Dear Cruising For Vamps:
Nice guess, but still not the right guy. Think mucho sexier.

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Bitch-Back! Rob & Kristen Keep Everyone Wondering

Dear Ted:
What’s the deal with Perez Hilton and his attitude toward Kristen Stewart? I get that his thing is to be “controversial” and speak his mind, but he seems to be unnecessarily nasty toward Kristen. By all accounts, she seems to be a down-to-earth and talented young actress. So what’s the deal? Is it just that she doesn’t kiss his butt like some celebs do, or does he actually have a reason to be crappy towards her? I always find his comments about her to be petty and petulant.
—Jack
Dear Perez Pooper:
For each hater, K.Stew has plenty of fans, so I’m sure she isn’t crying herself to sleep at night thinking about Perez’s jealous bitching…that is, if she knows who he is.
Dear Ted:
I woke up this morning from a terrible nightmare in which Angelina Jolie was a mastermind bent on destroying me. I think that I ought to turn it into a movie script. I think she’d be the perfect villain. Thoughts?
—X

Yesterday’s item about how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, according to some, are possibly taking it down a notch sure got many of you readers riled up.
We guess “don’t shoot (or tweet) the messenger” doesn’t apply when Twilight news is involved, huh?
One of our go-to Robsten sources reached out to us to shed some more light on what really went down behind the scenes…

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Rob and Kristen Get a "Slap on the Wrist"