We are on the Final Chapter of our countdown that means, New Moon is now in theaters!!! Join us as I say good bye and watch this new moon fade into the clouds. And also look forward to re-reading Eclipse with me in 2010!

Epilogue: Treaty

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The new Twilight movie doesn’t open for two more months.
Oh, did we make that sound like a long time? What we meant was, “New Moon opens Nov. 20—GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!! HURRY!! HURRY!! AAAGGGHHH!!”
Not to cause a panic, but advance-ticket sellers are already reporting sold-out screenings for the obsessed-over sequel.
MovieTickets.com says more than a dozen of its show times have been picked clean. Fandango

Dear Ted:
Am I the only one that thinks the Taylor Swift-Kanye West fiasco is ridiculous? It’s not like she was accepting the Grammy for Best New Artist! It’s a VMA—the cable equivalent of a People’s Choice Award! Is anyone shocked that Kanye is a tool? No. But what really pisses me off is the uninvolved, irrelevant “celebrities” who are taking to their blogs, twitters, talk shows etc. to condemn Kanye just at the moment they have projects to promote (ahem, Pink). Besides, I think Kanye is just still upset that he’s a big, gay fish.
—Miranda
Dear Team Kanye:
You really think Pink called Kanye a piece of merde so you’d go see her on tour or something? She’s actually talented (as if her high-flying VMA performance didn’t showcase than enough)—she doesn’t need manipulative tweets just to get you to notice her. And the VMAs might not mean anything to you or some other celebs, but winning her first Moon Man was an important moment to teenager Taylor who prolly grew up watching VMAs.
Dear Ted:
I wasn’t exactly surprised to hear that Megan Fox is actually dumb and talentless, but I was a little shocked to read the letter from the members of the Transformers crew. She seems like an awful person! Do you think this will hurt her career?
—Skyler
Dear Believe What You Read:
Fab question, which we’ll be addressing in length a little later today. Does it shock me that Megan is supposedly difficult to work with? Absolutely not. She’s an actress—many have a sense of entitlement and are extremely divalicioius behind the scenes. But I also couldn’t help feeling that whoever wrote the letter had a score to settle, like it was written by either guys who couldn’t get a second glance from Meg or girls who want to be her. Ya feel me?
Dear Ted:
Do Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed like Ashley Greene? You never see them together. And why is it that the vampire part of the cast never hangs out with the “human” side?
—theburns
Dear Twilight Clique:
We’ve told ya for some time that not all the girls in the cast are BFFs with each other. They all get along just fine—but I would say Ash is closer with Kellan Lutz than with Nikki or Kristen. As for the last part of your question, what do you think Robert Pattinson and Kristen are doing?
Dear Ted:
How’s Nevis Divine and Miss Costar’s current relationship status?
—J-Rod

Dear Relaysh Wondering:
Strictly plutonic, as far as we’ve heard, but they don’t see much of each other.
Dear Ted:
Loved the gallery of the famous faces who are the stars of your Blind Vices—some faces we expected, some we didn’t, you big ol’ tease! Can’t wait to search through the full archive when it comes online. Was wondering if you have any gossip about things stars do to prevent stories from going public, besides bribes, scary lawyers or sex?
—A.J.
Dear Powers of Persuasion:
You pretty much named all three things.
Dear Ted:
How does Jackson Rathbone feel about the whole Ashley Greene-Chace Crawford situation?
—Genesis
Dear Ashbone:
I’m sure they weren’t his fave pics to look at, but from what I’ve heard, Jackson and Ashley have possibly fizzled a bit—but they’re still buds.
Dear Ted:
What’s your take on Jason Segel? One of the good guys?
—Girl Who Likes Guys Who Like Puppets
Dear Muppet Man:
Is he trying to get laid in H’wood? More than you know! But that doesn’t make him bad. Any geeky dude willing to make a Muppet movie clearly isn’t too concerned with how macho he looks.
Dear Ted:
Love your column. Is Me-Me Dallas Meaghan Martin from 10 Things I Hate About You?
—Gossipfan
Dear More Than 10 Things:
Nope, though we can count how many things we don’t really like about the real Me-Me.
Dear Ted:
If Rob and Kristen are only seen “being affectionate” when they are filming a movie scene, how can the insiders actually say that Rob and Kristen are a couple and not just friends? I have believed they are an item for a long time now, but I do not understand how they can stand, or why they pretend, to ignore one another at the public events, if they are indeed in a relationship. Wouldn’t you be proud of your relationship if you were in love? Kristen publicly acknowledged her ex—held hands with him at events. Why would she not acknowledge Rob in the same way?
—Amy
Dear Out With the Old:
I feel like I’ve answered this a thousand times. I don’t want to anymore!
Dear Ted:
Do you know what’s going on between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth? I think they make an adorable couple, but Miley keeps insisting she doesn’t have a boyfriend. If she doesn’t want him, I’ll take him! Liam is yummy.
—Julie
Dear Slutty Cy:
We’re sure Miley has had her way with Liam. The boys just flock to her—and she doesn’t mind!
Dear Ted:
I can’t help it. I love Kanye. He just blurts out whatever is on his mind and doesn’t even apologize for it, or if he does, he just explains it’s what he wanted to say. I say hurray for people who can just let it all out there, especially in this era of publicists and lies. Not to mention he’s a bloody genius.
—emercassidy
Dear Westfest:
We’re all for freethinking, too…just don’t say it so ineloquently and during somebody else’s moment. If he wanted to he could have waited until the show was over to blog/scream about it, but instead, he just made a teenage girl feel like crap.
Dear Ted:
After watching the VMAs, I was wondering about Jay-Z and Beyonc