As much as it physically pains us to say it, Lindsay Lohan is back in the DJ booth.
At least when she and Samantha Ronson were swapping saliva (amongst other things, we’re sure), we didn’t have to suffer LiLo’s pathetic disc jockey daydreams. Now she’s back on the turntables, and we can’t help but notice she looks as disappointed as we are. Maybe she was just bummed to discover the club didn’t have her “hit” song “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)” on file?
So what’s the legendary loon up to between sets?

Making a tour-de-force of Europe.
As much as we’d like to say the rehab enthusiast got some sort of special celeb deportation, it looks like Linds is abroad on her own free will.
First, Lindsay jetted to Milan where she does what she does best. Tho, on second thought, possibly the only thing she knows how to do. Party.
The brunette broad strutted the red carpet during fashion week, pouting her puss and biting her finger in that not-so-sexy way she loves to do for the waiting photogs, then made sure to hit up the postparty, duh.
Lohan seemed so busy stirring up the Milan social scene, we’re surprised she had time to douse the Italian paps in Red Bull and water for, you know, “invading her privacy.” L.L., for someone who is only relevant because of the paparazzi, you’re coming off as quite ungrateful.
Following her stint in Europe’s boot, Linds continued her late-night masquerade in London, where it seems her DJ behavior is not only accepted but encouraged. LiLo manned the ones and twos at the Nokia X6 Launch Party. Boy, what a treat for those clubgoers. After her set, Linds chatted with fellow attendee Boy George. Hmmm, we wonder what those two would ever possibly have to talk about?
Most recently, Lindsay was spotted trying to stay “incognito” in a low-pulled hat and large shades as she strolled the streets of old England, cackling away on her cell phone between puffs of endless cigarettes.
Hey, Linds, you seem so happy on your U.K. vacay—why not consider making it a permanent move?

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Gerard Butler made a cameo at the Artists for Peace & Justice Fundraiser at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night.
Jennifer Aniston’s Cabo companion was looking fine in a black suit at Bar Nineteen 12, and not exactly hurting for female company.

“He had women lining up to talk to him,” dishes our eyes inside the posh hotel. “He turned on the charm and was really nice with anyone who approached him—but it seemed almost forced.”
Our source claims Gerry, the notorious ladies’ man, would flirt with any gal that came to him but wasn’t exactly on the prowl.
“You could tell he just wanted to hang out with his friends there. He wasn’t drinking, and was really mellow when he could be.”
Interesting. Is that because he could actually be ready to take it to the next level with Jen? Uh…no, we seriously doubt it. Perhaps we have another Megan Fox on our hands. You know, plays into his media image (huge player) when he knows he’s being watched.
We gotta say, we like tame Butler! Just don’t get too boring on us, OK?
Another studmuffin totally swooped up at the soiree was…
Jon Hamm, who was hand in hand with his 11-year (and counting) girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt. Lucky bitch!
The Mad Men star looked dapper as always, dressed to kill in a black suit and black tie, but still had that scruff all over his face. Not sure how we feel about that, but who cares. It’s Jon Hamm!
Jon was all smiles as his lady in red was at his side the entire night, mingling with the likes of Gerard and Olivia Wilde, who was also there.
A dude entirely out of the Hollywood scene recently was…
Cam Gigandet, who was spotted at the Barnes & Noble at L.A.’s The Grove shopping center.
The Twilight hunk and new father looked sexalicious in a heavy-looking black leather jacket and jeans.
“He was browsing the music section,” spills our literate eyes. “He was looking at the opera books for a while before making his way up to the third floor.”
Perusing the baby section maybe? The yummy dad was headed that way as he flew under the radar at the usually celeb-packed store.
Cam is currently in the middle of filming Burlesque with Christina Aguilera, so maybe he was just getting his research on.

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BuzzSugar has an interview with New Moon director Chris Weitz. With the New Moon DVD out in store March 21st, Chris discusses his favorite scene in New Moon, Rob & Kristen’s relationship and what he wished ended up on the cutting room floor.

There are lots of different editions of the New Moon DVD. Which bonus features are you particularly excited about? I’m excited that my voice will finally be heard! For me, the fun thing was doing the commentary with Peter Lambert, my editor, because it kind of re-created the atmosphere in the cutting room. Peter’s a really funny guy, and we were able to delve into not only the behind-the-scenes moments, but to explain why certain things were shot or cut together in certain ways. So that, for me, was the most fun.When you go back and watch it again, are there things you’d like to change if you could? I would like to never have shot Rob and Kristen running through the forest and Kristen’s just turned into a vampire. Because everybody always laughs and it makes me feel terrible. [Laughs] I would have shot it a different way so it wouldn’t get that response. But otherwise, I’m very happy with things.

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Crazy category, this Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars on Sunday.
You’ve got Pen