Dear Ted:
I love your column—it’s fun trying to follow the clues. Saturday’s column mentioned that Vanefron is almost over because Vanessa Hudgens lied about her nude photos. What did she lie about?
—Ginny
Dear Not Exactly:
They’re almost over for many reasons—and they don’t necessarily have to do with her nude photos. She’s clingy and possessive, for starters. Also, she lied about something having to do with her photos, but I don’t want my ass sued by Team Hudgens, so I’m keeping my lips (which have no injections in them of any kind) zipped.
Dear Ted:
George Eads is engaged, and now Jensen Ackles. I see a pattern here…But thumbs up to Matthew Bomer!
—Closet
Dear Wise One:
I must say even I’m a little thrown off by the pattern. Can you enlighten me please?
Dear Ted:
A few questions. First, if Angie is looking for a Brad 2.0, then why doesn’t she just keep Brad 1.0? Second, do you think Johnny Depp could actually be swept up by Angie like Brad was? Third, could you give a few names of who you would consider to be a Brad 2.0?
—Rick

Dear Brangeloony:
I don’t think A.J. is actively looking to replace Brad. I’m just betting she’ll get bored one day (if she isn’t already) and it’ll happen. Depp seems to be a very strong man, but I think if Angie wanted him, she could get him. Just not sure she does.
Dear Ted:
There has been a bit of discussion going on re: Nevis Divine and the definition of what a Continental is. Some seem to think that it’s a generic term for a European, as opposed to a European who is from mainland Europe (the Continent). Continental USA excludes the islands and Continental Europe does too, does it not?
—Africanuk
Dear Phrase-tastic:
Lets keep it simple—Nevis is from across the pond, but not too far across the pond.
Dear Ted:
Who is the woman with Robert Pattinson on the balcony having a cigarette break?
—Abruzzi
Dear No Big Deal:
My guess would be his manager. Or the chambermaid R.Pattz just had a romp with in between journo interviews.
Dear Ted:
I think it would be amazing if you did a contest to meet Rob Pattinson, maybe let a fan interview him. It would cause your site to get insane number of hits. Do it like Volvo, a game of sorts. I would interview him, if you need? Ha-ha. Love me some Rob!
—Tammi
Dear Fab Idea:
Honey, I absolutely love that idea! Only problem is, as Rob has said himself, he limits his interviews. It’s hard enough to get one with him as it is—but it’s an idea we’ll mull over, promise.
Dear Ted:
What is happening, Ted? Before all the New Moon promotions started, I saw lots and lots of Kristen Stewart haters. Then Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar came out and numerous N.M. interviews and appearances started, and I am seeing Rob haters by the numbers. He’s a player, a horrible actor and a low-life creep, to name a few. Besides the jealousy thing, can you give us your insight?
—Worried in Texas
Dear Comes and Goes:
This is Hollywood, baby—there’s a thin line between love and hate. Rob’s a great guy. Kristen’s a great girl. Unfortunately, very few people get to know the real R & K, so they judge by what they read, something that rarely works out.
Dear Ted:
The majority of the time I have your back, but when you replied to a letter about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki with: “What’s so special about them?”, I was caught a bot off guard. As a loyal Jackles fan, it’s my duty to inform you of the major talent and hotness of these two wonderful men. I had the opportunity to meet these guys at the Supernatural convention in 2008, and they were sweet and awesome. So, come on, Teddy Bear, share in the J.A./J.P. love!
—Shan
Dear Sharebear:
Maybe it’s cause I don’t watch the show religiously. But I can appreciate the hotness, promise. Now what do you make of Jared’s engagement?

Dear Ted:
In regards to the people who are criticizing Rihanna for publicly talking about the Chris Brown incident now, while she’s promoting her album, realistically, part of her job is to do press in order to get people to buy her music and, frankly, interest in her music would have been secondary. If she didn’t get it out of the way right out of the gate, she would have faced those very questions with every single interview she would have done. It’s very unfair that she has to discuss what was most likely an incredibly traumatic and humiliating incident in her life in order to do her job, but I think she should be applauded for her candor. We live in a society where domestic violence is a crime that’s constantly swept aside or explained away with petty excuses, or, even worse, blaming the victim by saying “she had it coming” or “they’re just abusing each other.” Whatever her motivation, I’m proud of Rihanna for speaking up and for what she said.
—Bridget
Dear Reppin’ Ri-Ri:
Here, here, darling. Couldn’t agree with ya more.
Dear Ted:
Is Jackie Bouffant blue-eyed hottie Matt Bomer?
—Kayla
Dear Hardly Close:
And that’s a big no. Jackie is much more widely known.
Dear Ted:
I didn’t start following the whole Rob/Kristen/Twilight phenomenon until May after Michael Angarano was seemingly out of the picture. My question is…Did Kristen wear the pants in that relationship, too? How does her relationship with Rob compare to hers with M.A. (other than the obvious…she wasn’t hiding out then)? Thanks, Ted! You’re great!
—Mel
Dear Unknown:
I’ve heard many things, like he was always jealous and possessive, but that was never totally confirmed. I’ve also heard from some people they had a chill, open-type relationship. You can decide what to believe. Kristen will never tell. He might, though.
Dear Ted:
I know how much you care for animals and just wanted to pass this along. On Nov. 1 the Second Chance Animal Shelter in Killeen, Texas, had a fire that killed and injured over 100 of their animals. They’re currently rebuilding, but could use all the help they can get. Here’s a link to their website, think you might be able to share this with your readers?
—Clm
Dear Feline Friend:
Done and done.
Dear Ted:
First off, I’m a little obsessed with you, Ted…I love all the Robsten and Twilight coverage. I bought the new Vanity Fair and can’t wait for Harper’s to come out! I get to see New Moon at a premiere in Kansas City on Nov. 17, and I’m beside myself with excitement. Keep up the great work, and thanks for all your support for the shelters and animals!
Dear Lucky Girl:
I have lots to say on the flick—you can email me after you see it!
Dear Ted:
I just finished reading the cover story on Hilary Swank in this month’s Marie Claire. What’s up with her? Something just seems off…Is she as down-to-earth as she claims, or is something else going on there?
—Julie
Dear Not So Swanky:
Hilary’s an interesting case. She raked in kudos and Oscars galore, and then her career got just plain weird. See Amelia, if you don’t believe me. And before that, she divorced her longtime guy, Chad Lowe, who she also just happened to forget to thank at the Oscars. Also, she’s butcher than most babes, on and off camera, which Hollywood folks never seem know what to do with. I think she’s fab, just as kooky as her hair.
Dear Ted:
Why does Leo DiCaprio always go after sexy lingerie models? He seems to be the environmental-conscious, intellectual type. Natalie Portman probably has a lot more in common with him than Gisele or Bar Refaeli.
—Red
Dear Man Time:
Either way, Leo’s a guy. I think most dudes would go for a Victoria’s Secret model or Sports Illustrated cover girl over the brainiac type any day. It’s a shame what so completely predictably excites the penis, but true.

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